Other Writing

Pete is a robot who spent some time on Earth his diaries are as indescribable as Trump but hopefully, make more sense.

Men In Overalls

An overall is like a strapless handbag, there is a pocket for everything.

Thanks to a bump on the ferry from a van driven by (as Don put it) a geriatric reversing with her reading glasses on Don’s car had been bashed within an inch of its life.

And Don, swearing like Bunnie on the wrong side of a hangover, insisted on visiting the ‘lads’- a squad of mechanics who...

A five-part comedy-saga of three elderly men and the women who inspired them to strip down to their Long Johns.

The Three Amigos

The Three Amigos were three seventy-something men who fed up with bingo, lunch clubs with piss-weak tea, and queues at the Co-op had decided they wanted more.

What that more was they had no idea until they, under the influence of a pretty decent malt spied The Back Street Boys on TV.

It was back in the good ole days, when blogs were still read, kindle books were a mere...