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Kerrie Noor
Kerrie Noor

Small Town Comedy And Sc-Fi Author Based In Scotland 

Kerrie Noor, a contemporary and sci-fi comedy writer, has inflicted her quirky humor on many- including the Edinburgh free fringe, community radio, several rest homes, and pretty much anyone who sits still long enough to listen. 

A mature woman who has been around the block too many times to count, Kerrie doesn’t ‘beat around the bush’ when it comes to her characters. ‘I like 'em earthy, ordinary, and believable. I like to throw them in at the deep end and see what comes up, hopefully, a surprise for everyone.’ She has been shortlisted for the Ashram Short Story Award and has had two dramatic plays produced for radio... 

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The Rise Of Manifesto The Great - Book 1

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Wear The Trousers
Book #1 from the series: Planet Hy Man

Manifesto The Great comes from a dynasty of leaders who treat women like breeding machines. When his forefather dies, he must take over as leader, but will he be able to control the women?

Planet Hy Man is a planet as pure as a baby’s belly button until a spaceship arrives full of celibate men and women hungry for all things ‘earthy’.

They hurl...

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The Downfall Of Manifesto The Great - Book 2

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Are The Riot Act
Book #2 from the series: Planet Hy Man

Manifesto The Great rules Planet Hy Man, a Planet where meat is as toxic as nuclear waste. Faced with an uprising, Manifesto The Great turns to the only person he can trust----his mother; but she has days to live.

With an army of malfunctioning Mae West robots and a committee as innovative as a sock puppet, Manifesto The Great loses control. And...

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The Legacy Of Manifesto The Great - Book 3

A Sci Fi Comedy Where Women Rewrite The Rules
Book #3 from the series: Planet Hy Man

Planet Hy Man’s future lay in the hands of two women as ruthless as a cock in a cockfight, but only one can rule.

Bette, an ex-cleaner with a love for order, is grimly hanging onto her leadership. Champing at her heels, rewriting history is Beryl, a woman so ambitious she has rewritten Planet Hy Man’s Geographic——Manifesto the Great’s legacy....

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Other Writing

Planet Hy Man And Beyond  -The Diaries  Pete is a robot who spent some time

Pete is a robot who spent some time on Earth his diaries are as indescribable as Trump but hopefully, make more sense.

Men In Overalls

An overall is like a strapless handbag, there is a pocket for everything.

Thanks to a bump on the ferry from a van driven by (as Don put it) a geriatric reversing with her reading glasses on Don’s car had been bashed within an inch of its life.

And Don, swearing like Bunnie on the wrong side of a hangover, insisted on visiting the ‘lads’- a squad of mechanics who...

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The Three Omigo's  A five-part comedy-saga of three elderly men and the

A five-part comedy-saga of three elderly men and the women who inspired them to strip down to their Long Johns.

The Three Amigos

The Three Amigos were three seventy-something men who fed up with bingo, lunch clubs with piss-weak tea, and queues at the Co-op had decided they wanted more.

What that more was they had no idea until they, under the influence of a pretty decent malt spied The Back Street Boys on TV.

It was back in the good ole days, when blogs were still read, kindle books were a mere...

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Serials-no not breeakfast but serial as in netflix!  The Rise Of Manifesto

The Rise Of Manifesto The Great and all who sail after her will soon be serialized on https://www.royalroad.com.

Stay tuned for when...

The Woman Who Wanted To Be Funny And so it begins the serialization of The

And so it begins the serialization of The Woman Who Wanted To Be Funny check it out now on Medium.

Prologue

Eyebrows are the side dish of a face, not the main.

I was sitting in the...

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The Woman Who Wanted To Be Funny A novel in the making of a woman who

A novel in the making of a woman who wanted to be funny but made jam instead. I love writing stories of women who break out of their prison, ignore their fears, and jump head-on...

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Blog

Recycling For Christmas Finding the end of sellotape is as easy as finding

Finding the end of sellotape is as easy as finding a man who uses a condom

I decided to say a Christmas thank-you to my son the only way I knew how—with chocolate. He lives in China, and apparently, it’s not that great there.

My husband, a man with more vouchers than Amazon, bought so much cheap chocolate I had to send it in batches.

Or eat it myself …

Every day he came in from work, looked at the pile of chocolate, and asked…

“Have you sent that chocolate yet?”

Sometimes I looked at him like he...

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Driving The Planet Hy Man Way Back in the days when Pete was on earth Pete

Back in the days when Pete was on earth Pete kept a log, most of which was directed at Mex’s inability to “lay off the sugar”. Word has it he left it behind when he left for Planet Hy Man for those of us who want a gentle reminder of just what a queer bunch we humans are.

Here is a wee extract just for you.

Earth 2008-In Search Of Legless.

I had been on Earth a week, and my confusion had plunged to the depth of a coal pit, Woody’s “treat 'em mean and keep ‘em keen” lecture didn’t help, and...

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Sheryl Stricks Again So here I am in the east of Scotland in the sort of

So here I am in the east of Scotland in the sort of place that, well, you wouldn’t wear your fancy underwear too, not that I’ve got that many. The sort of place you wouldn’t eat your fish and chips, well I am a vegan. The sort of place you wouldn’t take your shoes off in, especially if you saw my socks and I thought I know I write something funny that will cheer me up.

Could I think of anything funny? The only thing I could think of was this place was worse than my car and my car is pretty...

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