Finding the end of sellotape is as easy as finding a man who uses a condom
I decided to say a Christmas thank-you to my son the only way I knew how—with chocolate. He lives in China, and apparently, it’s not that great there.
My husband, a man with more vouchers than Amazon, bought so much cheap chocolate I had to send it in batches.
Or eat it myself …
Every day he came in from work, looked at the pile of chocolate, and asked…
“Have you sent that chocolate yet?”
Sometimes I looked at him like he...