And so it begins the serialization of The Woman Who Wanted To Be Funny check it out now on  Medium.

Prologue

Eyebrows are the side dish of a face, not the main.

I was sitting in the dressing room avoiding Felicity, the so-called makeup lady. She has a way of putting on makeup that makes anyone look like a drunk Bette Davies.

She has a thing for eyebrows, claims they’re the “handle of the face” and “should be seen” — like a mile away — at least!

Pete thought it was hilarious when I arrived home with my “war paint”.

“Me big chief Indian,” he said, ignoring my PC comment.

I told him she had buggered up my face during the dress rehearsal, that it had taken half a packet of wet wipes to get to this “big chief Indian” half-removed look, and did he listen? He poured me a dram, kissed my head, and returned to watching Sky Sports.

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